None of your…
byPart the First: Justification She actually kidnapped me. This, despite the fact that I was already married to her and contractually obligated to accompany…
d.i.y.
More palletable
byRemember when we took that pact to avoid buying new stuff? Well, there are some issues from time to time. I’m not talking about…
Breakfast flub
byDon’t worry, guys, we won’t forget about you. I’m talking to all five of you: brain, athlete, basket case, princess and criminal. Thirty years…
LED the way
bySo, it’s not really the lightbulbs’ fault that anytime I hear reference to MR-16 bulbs, I remember one of the worst jokes imaginable. OK,…
Crestfallen
byCommercial toothpaste is a hot mess — thanks to questionable chemical contents, an unrecyclable tube, a useless cardboard box and a whole lot of…
Paper boy
byGotta love the Internets, with their cat photos, their funny videos of stupid people getting hit in the ol’ guts-and-garbage, and the free plans…
Stumped! (Part 3): Boss Level
byIt’s been a year since I went in deep on the krakhaus case, clearing out the entire east side of hard-knots before getting pulled…
Book end
byI destroyed 127 books this weekend, and it felt awesome. I didn’t rend them en masse with a flamethrower like one of Bradbury’s firemen….
Bucket brigade
byThe looks I got… I mean, is it really that odd for me to ask a bunch of co-workers first if they have a cat…