Comedy of airs

Sometimes words can’t adequately color the folly of man. By “man” I mean me, which seems both generous to me and insulting to my…

Met sparkle!

You’re going to tell me I can’t say the phrase “little jaunt to Amsterdam” without sounding like some tracksuited reject from a Wes Anderson…


A few weeks ago, I was on a mad hunt for wayward license plates. My vain search nearly led me to the old, rusting doors of…

Inset fireplace bookshelf by The Dew Abides


The unused space inside our four fireplaces has driven us to a fiery rage for 12 years. Only, with no actual place to put that fire….