Sound ’vision
“Throw away your television.” That’s what everyone’s telling me. And by everyone, I mean Jenn. And Chuck Klosterman.1 And the Red Hot Chili Peppers and…
home improvement
Barstool brews
There’s no neon sign, no wafting cloud of cigarette smoke, and no drunk puking in the corner — at least not yet. But the bar…
The World of Bar-soon*
As I write this, I’m delaying opening up the 5-gallon bucket of paint for a little touch-up in the room that we used to…
Hearththrob
The date atop the crumpled newspaper read 1953. The same year the structure of DNA was discovered, Khrushchev was selected First Secretary of the Soviet…
No Offence
Whenever I’m bemoaning an upcoming weekend that will be spent repainting a room, I inevitably bump into some people who claim to love painting….
Steel vs. steal
For no particular reason, I wanted to make the small, 6-by-9-foot bay in our carport a little more impregnable. Again, I’m not saying that I…
LED the way
So, it’s not really the lightbulbs’ fault that anytime I hear reference to MR-16 bulbs, I remember one of the worst jokes imaginable. OK,…
Stumped! (Part 3): Boss Level
It’s been a year since I went in deep on the krakhaus case, clearing out the entire east side of hard-knots before getting pulled…
Boring floring
Standing inside the little cottage about 12 years after we first renovated it was strange. It had been, um, disused by its tenant for…